The Relocation Kit

What I actually use to live in Argentina.

Not a list I scraped off the internet. Every service below is one I put in my own phone, my own wallet, or my own day the week I landed.

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01 — The Guides

Written while the ink is still wet. The two things I made for you, before anyone else's tools.

My Guide

Becoming Argentine: The Buenos Aires Playbook

Guide · The Move

How I actually moved, and how you can too. The visa, the money, the neighborhoods, the five things to get in writing, and the people I pay — from someone one step ahead on the same trail.

Available this week
My Guide

Where I Actually Eat: Buenos Aires

Guide · The Food

The spots I go back to, and how to eat like you live here. Thirty-plus places with what to order — not where a guidebook told me to go.

Available this week
02 — Get Connected

The first thing you need on the ground, before you even leave the airport.

Field-Tested

Airalo

eSIM · Data

Live data the second I landed. No SIM swap, no kiosk line. This is the one I run.

Set it up
Field-Tested

PrivadoVPN

VPN · Security

For your US bank, your streaming, and security on public wifi. The one I keep on.

Get protected
03 — The Paperwork

The part nobody films. Visas, residency, the stuff that keeps you legal.

Who I Use

My Immigration Lawyer

Legal · Referral

Residency and visa rules change fast here. The person who actually handles mine.

Get in touch
Who I Use

Visa Basics

Referral · The Expert

Tourist, student, residency — what each actually means. I skip the blog version and send you straight to the lawyer who handles mine.

Ask my lawyer
04 — Learn the Language

You can scrape by on tourist Spanish. To actually live here, you cannot.

Field-Tested

italki

Tutors · Online

One-on-one lessons with real tutors. Perfect for learning the porteño accent from an actual Argentine, on your own schedule.

Find a tutor
05 — Move Your Money

Holding dollars and moving them cleanly matters more here than almost anywhere.

Still Testing

Multi-Currency Account

Money · Coming Soon

Still testing what actually works for moving dollars in and out of Argentina. I will not list one until I trust it. That is the whole point of this page.

Coming soon
06 — International Must-Haves

The handful of things every person moving abroad actually needs. No filler.

Field-Tested

Universal Adapter

Gear · Power

Works in any country. The first thing I pack, and the one I never think about again.

See the adapter
Field-Tested

Anker Nano

Gear · Charging

Tiny, fast, and it handles the weird outlets down here. Charges everything off one plug.

See the charger
Field-Tested

DUDE Wipes

Gear · Stay Fresh

Food. Travel. Toilets. You knew these were coming. Keeps you fresh on the long days when a shower is hours away.

See the wipes
Field-Tested

Neck Pillow

Gear · Travel

My go-to for the long hauls. The difference between landing wrecked and landing ready to film.

See it
Field-Tested

Power Bank

Gear · Battery

For the long days on foot with no outlet in sight. Brings a dead phone back to life.

See the power bank
Field-Tested

AirTags

Gear · Tracking

In your bag, your suitcase, on your keys. Do not overthink it, just get them.

See the trackers
Field-Tested

Anti-Theft Bag

Gear · Daily

For a city where the phone is the target. Slash-proof, zip-locked, keeps your stuff yours.

See the bag

This list grows as the year does.

Early into a year-plus immersion — becoming Argentine, on camera, in real time. Everything here gets updated as I learn it the hard way, so you do not have to.

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